[We can make it all lowercase in square brackets if we want it to look trendy about ten years ago.]

[I dunno—something about Breakfast or Garthbot et al. Probably it’s best if it’s even vaguer than the title. A really obnoxious way to end descriptions like this is with inexplicable elipses. . . .]

[By the way, just to be clear, I’m using square brackets here to indicate editorial remarks, not (as one might infer from such a remark in the title) to be anachronistically trendy.]